Fast Film Reviews

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

PhotobucketPhotobucketIdiotic action thriller pits an elite counter-terrorist team code-named G.I. Joe against the evil forces of the organization known as Cobra.  This noisy special effects extravaganza bears little resemblance to the Hasbro toy of the 60s and is based rather on the Marvel comic book series, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, which ran from 1982 to 1994.   No one expects the script based on a toy franchise to be Shakespeare.  Let’s face it, the cartoon series had better character development.  What’s so shocking, however, is the inferior computer animation. There is a lot of CGI in this film and unfortunately most of it looks fake.  Two positives: The hilariously affected style in which Cobra Commander delivers his lines throughout the film and the amusing way complicated problems are presented and solved within seconds.  These peculiarities make the film tolerable…..but just barely.

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