Fast Film Reviews

The Innkeepers

The Yankee Pedlar Inn has been welcoming guests for over a hundred years. The Connecticut hotel is the stuff of legend when bride Madeline O’Malley supposedly hung herself in the 1800s when her husband abandoned her on their honeymoon. However the owners have decided now is the time to close. Not many have been stopping […]

Moonrise Kingdom

On New Penzance, an island off the coast of New England, a couple of children fall in love in early September of 1965. They naturally make a pact to run away together which they then proceed to do. Upon learning of this, their respective guardians are thrown into a tailspin. These adults organize a search […]

Casablanca

You might think a science fiction special effects extravaganza would be the best representation for the definition of a Blu-ray Disc. Yet the 70th anniversary edition of Casablanca that I received complementary from Warner Bros. Entertainment is a stunning example of the quality of the medium. The picture has been painstakingly remastered one frame at […]

Snow White and the Huntsman

Snow White and the Huntsman is a stultifying bore of a film. Dramatically inert, dismally acted. There are a ton of characters in this story – none of which supply a reason to give a care. Let’s start with our main character Snow White. As played by Kristen Stewart she registers zero warmth, zero passion, and zero […]