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The Sheep Detectives

Rating 6/10

After spending two decades playing Wolverine, Hugh Jackman now finds himself surrounded by sheep, making this picture the closest the actor has ever come to starring in The Woolverine.

In the rural English village of Denbrook, reclusive shepherd George Hardy (Hugh Jackman) spends his days reading murder mysteries to his baa brigade.  They love him completely.  George is suddenly found dead under suspicious circumstances.  The town is shaken, and his perceptive flock with high IQs is devastated.  The local policeman, Tim Derry (Nicholas Braun), begins investigating.  What initially appears to be a heart attack is later ruled a poisoning.  Elliot Matthews (Nicholas Galitzine) is an ambitious reporter visiting the village for a local festival, who becomes increasingly fascinated by the case.  George’s estranged daughter, Rebecca Hampstead (Molly Gordon), arrives from America to settle his affairs after reconnecting with her father through letters.  She further complicates matters when George’s shocking fortune and mysterious will are revealed.

Convinced there is more to the story, the rams and ewes take it upon themselves to solve the homicide before the humans do.  While the townspeople hear only ordinary bleating, the audience is fully let in on the flock’s conversations as they conduct their own investigation.  Guided by a Merino named Mopple (Chris O’Dowd), a Shetland named Lily (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and a black Icelandic Leader named Sebastian (Bryan Cranston), the flock uncovers buried secrets, hidden motives, and dangerous tensions within the small town.  The Sheep Detectives is a whimsical yet surprisingly emotional murder mystery.

The idea of chattering farm animals solving the death of their beloved shepherd sounds far more delightful on paper than it ultimately plays on screen.  In fact, the sheer sweetness of the premise almost makes this critic want to give the film a higher score based on vibes alone.  And honestly, I’ll concede I did.  This account may very well be the fluffiest crime thriller ever made, a piece of entertainment so aggressively wholesome and undemanding that it never asks the audience to engage with anything more complicated than mild suspense and cozy charm.  If you are simply looking for something gentle, inoffensive, and family-friendly where children can giggle at wisecracking lambs while parents relax into the countryside atmosphere, the film absolutely delivers.

Still, this premise had the potential to be a lot more clever.  Adapted from Three Bags Full, Leonie Swann’s bestselling mystery novel about sheep solving their shepherd’s murder, the material should have sharper satirical teeth.  Family films featuring talking animals can range from Beverly Hills Chihuahua to Babe.  The latter works because it operates on multiple levels at once, charming children while quietly engaging older viewers with stronger thematic depth.  The Sheep Detectives falls somewhere between those examples.  It settles for easy comfort over invention.  Yet there is something oddly refreshing about a movie this harmless and sincere in an era where even family entertainment often feels overstimulated or cynical.  I was entertained while I watched, but it is not something that will ever stay with me.  Once the credits rolled, my mind had already moved on to greener pastures.

05-07-26

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